Slut! She sluts! Look at her!
Take it easy, man. You don't call women bad names, man, that's women. You gotta respect them.
What are you talkin' about?
What?
Nothin', I just always pinned you as a classic woman-hater.
That's disappointing, Pickles, that you would just blindly label a person like that. That's just pretty disappointing.
Well, you ams the ones who walks around saying they're, I don't know, poisonous serpents with tits.
Yeah, so?
What do you mean, yeah so? You said that about women and now you're defending them a lot!
Okay, fine. Look, you guys. I may have said some kooky things about the ladies, but that was before. You've gotta defend their honor. Like a hero.
And?
And what?
Ya, you defends their honors in the eyes of the womens, and then what happens?
Well...then they sleep with you.
Ah yeah, I knew it!
That's his angles! Rights theres!
Ooh, busteds!
Oh, come on.
Another cheap ploy to trick the girls into sleeping with you by pretending to be valiant!
So?
Classics Murderface!
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