Okay. We gotta figure out this food bullshit. Toki, Skwisgaar, you guys did some online food research, lets hear it!
Okay. Everyone says ons dis page, dats we gots to cuts out thems carbobydrates.
Yeah, no mores of thems carbokikrates.
What are carkomymrates?
Oh you know, uh pisgetti...uh...
Breads...
Uh, paper towels...you know...
Cleanex and that...
Oh, well that's easy! No more of that stuff, that's cool. You know?
Well, can't we have at least like a little bread?
I mean we don't have to be like hunger nazi's to our stomachs.
I know that's reasonable, like a sandwich here or there.
All rights, you know...uh whatever...uh yeah okay...it also says, dats we... the less foods we eats....the mores less fats we gets on ourselves.
So...we starve ourselves a little.
Yeah that's fine.
Sure.
Hey. What if we just ate like one really big meal. And then just eat nothing the rest of the day?
Hmmm.
Yeah, that sounds like it'll works.
Yeah that's good I guess.
Maybe we should eat that meal right before we go to sleep. So there's just nothing left to do but digest.
That sounds like a good idea. So you could just sleep it off.
...losing weight by sleeping.
Hey that's good ideas.
Hey how about Popsicles? That's like for snack? So we're not having our really big meal- just Popsicles.
Dude, ain't that the shape of a you-know-what?
Ohh...
[muttering] Yeah...like Popsicles are just like water...
Guys, I don'ts thinks that sounds rights, does Popsicle-
SKWISGAAR! SKWISGAAR! Popsicles are like drinking a glass of water, okay?! What are we supposed to do, cut out water too?!
Yeah, what are we supposed to do on a hot day? What? Not eat popsicles?
How could you not eat a Popsicle?!
All right, all right. Popskockles we cans have.
All right! Popscicle!
All right let me get this straight. One really big meal a day, then we go to sleep, no paper towels but a little bit of bread because we're not nazis, and as many popsicles as we want.
Uh, yeah.
Dudes...[chuckling] We're on a diet.
GOD I'M STARTING TO GET REALLY HUNGRY!
LET'S GET SOMETHING TO EAT!
I'LL GET A PEPPERONI PIZZA!
EXTRA CHEESE!
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