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S1 E15

Metalocalypse · Season 1, Episode 15

Offdensen, Pickles and others in “Unfinished Business”

OOffdensen

Gentlemen, I have the recording schedules right here. You'll see that we need to get started on the new record pretty soon, so... [Dethklok is not paying any attention to him, the only sound is Murderface's knife on a plate] Uh. Nothin'?

Can you just at least ask us how we're doing, or something? Y'know, before you start with all this... robotic crap? I mean, am I wrong?-

Yeah, you're all like, "Here's the schedule and now get to work, you ugly humps!" [offended] Ugly humps?!

You're like a robot. You're like an... emotionless robot.

Yeah. He is a robot.

Robot.

You're a robot.

Robots are not to be trusted...

OOffdensen

Okay, fine. Uh. How are... all of you?

Hows ares wes? WE'S IN THE MIDDLE OF HAVINGS A FUCKING DINNERS MEAL! DATS HOWS WE AM!

Toki, you may clear the table, when you feel that it's time.

Any of you guys mind if I mace this stupid turkey?

Aw, go ahead. I don't want no more.

OH, YEAH! [maces the turkey with a device attached to his crotch] Take that you stupid turkey! Right in you face!

OOffdensen

Uh... I'm sorry, what is that?

Oh, this a Pelvic Thrust Mace Belt.

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