[Nathan enters.]
Hey! You feeling all right?
[clearly excited] Aw, did she break up with you?
No. But I have some bad news... I can't go to the United States Pornography Awards... I'm not allowed.
Dude, but if you can't go, then we can't play and...[babbles] We can't go! We can't go!!!
I'm sorry...
I wanted to kiss the girls!
I want to die...
WHHHYYYYY?!
You don't understand, she won't let me!
Your relationship is messing with our lives! Our lives!
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