What kind of church is this?
This is the, uhh, Church of the Atheists.
Oh, uhh, what does that mean?
Oh, uhh, it means that they don't believe in, uhh, God.
Oh, like Skwisgaar or Toki?
No we are Nihilists, we don't believe in anything.
Can't a Nihilist also not believe in god, too?
Uhhh, I don't know.
Shhh! Quiet!
APAtheist Priest
Oh, God, whom we do not believe in, let us all not pray for you whom does not exist in any rational realm...
APAtheist Priest
Oh no, we're being picketed by agnostics!
[informing the band] Agnostics honor the possibility of there not being God.
APAtheist Priest
Get 'em!
They hate each other. This is gonna be awesome.
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