I'm sorry, who is that fat kid?
Don't play dumb, you know who that is.
I have no idea who that is. Who the hell is that?
Uh, hello, that's our son.
Yeah, we adopted him, for charity?
I'm sorry, how is that charity?
Then we are his foster fathers. What do you mean? That's for charity, right?
No Nathan, that's not donating money to organizations. That's... that doesn't help our tax situation.
Seriously?
Yeah. Can you give him back?
Hey that's a crappy thing to say but no, I don't think we can. We tried.
Well, let's talk about the big show. You guys are performing at the United Celebrities of the World Foundation with the London Philharmonic, kind of a big deal, London Philharmonic, blah blah.
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