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S1 E15

Metalocalypse · Season 1, Episode 15

Nathan, Twinkletits and others in “Unfinished Business”

Hey! We been thinkin', not very hard, but... You're fired! Yeah. We hate you.

I'm sorry, what?

Hey it's not that bad. You know I pride myself on being able to pit people against each other, but you're amazing, you're a real dick. And I appreciate that, but we never want to see you again, you ugly idiot dick!

Hold on for a second, I am your therapist.

I ain't no therapist, but I hate your mustache.

Don'ts you wants a banana sticker?

We won't be needing your banana stickers.

We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so...

You sons of bitches! HOW DARE YOU! I AM the band! You can't kick me out! I'll kick you out! YOU'RE ALL FIRED, you buncha stupid pussies! I'LL KILL YOU! [slips on a banana sticker and flies out the window] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! [he falls several stories and lands on the ground] I'm still alive! I'm still- [the yard wolves appear] AUUGGGHH ...

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