Hey! We been thinkin', not very hard, but... You're fired! Yeah. We hate you.
I'm sorry, what?
Hey it's not that bad. You know I pride myself on being able to pit people against each other, but you're amazing, you're a real dick. And I appreciate that, but we never want to see you again, you ugly idiot dick!
Hold on for a second, I am your therapist.
I ain't no therapist, but I hate your mustache.
Don'ts you wants a banana sticker?
We won't be needing your banana stickers.
We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so...
You sons of bitches! HOW DARE YOU! I AM the band! You can't kick me out! I'll kick you out! YOU'RE ALL FIRED, you buncha stupid pussies! I'LL KILL YOU! [slips on a banana sticker and flies out the window] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! [he falls several stories and lands on the ground] I'm still alive! I'm still- [the yard wolves appear] AUUGGGHH ...
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