What are those wooden things? Chairs?
BBarkeep
They are acoustic instruments.
What is acoustic? Oh, you mean a grampa's guitars?
A grampa's guitars? That's for pussies and grampas. I think you know it.
BBarkeep
It's your only choice, I'm afraid.
Whoa, this is a tough one guys.
Pickles is right, we have a tough choice. Playing acoustic is totally lame and not metal. But then again, if we don't put that troll back to sleep, we may never be able to check our e-mail with high-speed DSL again.
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