And now, the blackest present for the most brutal of all bass players... [the gift box falls open, empty] ... NOOOOTHING!
Oh, you suck! You all suck!
Awwww, what's wrong?
Ah yeah, go play records backwards and kill yourself.
Hey fatso! We got your favorite thing: disappointment!
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