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S1 E15

Metalocalypse · Season 1, Episode 15

Klokateer, Queen of Denmark and others in “Unfinished Business”

KKlokateer

The Queen of Denmark, with her son, Prince Henrey. [Prince Henrey is swathed in various bandages, injured from Murderface's headbutt]

QDQueen of Denmark

This is an original manuscript from Peter Cornolivesonoft, Denmark's most faaamous poet!

Murderface

Was he murdered?

QQueen

No.

Murderface

How much did it cost?

QQueen

This is an -

Murderface

Ah, just keep it! [to himself] I'm getting the crappiest gifts! [Prince Henrey hands him a marker] What?! [incredulously] Are you giving me a Sharpie for my birthday?

QQueen

He's asking for your autograph.

Skwisgaar

[grabs marker from Murderface] Here, let me sign! [pushes hard against the bridge of the nose]

PHPrince Henrey

OW!

Skwisgaar

The Dutch are scum.

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