McGee and Me! quotes

Here's your Kibbles, just the way you like it!

In art school, they told us that you were only as good as your tools. So, I went out and bought a new wrench and socket set!

Look, Stupid, everybody does it. Man, I just read the inside cover. Look, if you squeal on me...!

And now our Sci-Fi Matinee, Rowanda: Queen of Venus, starring Schnooks Wheeler!

[snapping out of the daydream] I wanted to read the whole book anyway.

[disbelieving] "Schnooks Wheeler?"

That's wise man, not wise guy.

And so they captured, uh, what's-his-name, uh, Jim Hawkins, and y'know they just hung out.

Arr! If you don't tell me where your treasure is, I'll have your head, or my name ain't Long Underwear! [crickets chirp] I mean, uh, Long John Silver. Heh heh. What are you guys, an oil painting?

[exasperated] A triple play; I can't believe it! Slam "the Man" Martin has hit into a triple play!

[taking Nick aside] Hey, don't feel so bad "Slam". Remember, no one man can do it all. It takes a whole team to win a game.

See that cloud? That's the shape of the trophy we're gonna win.

[after getting off the phone] So long ya big bag of wind!

David!

Hey, that's some good hitting. Who's your assistant?

That's Thurman Miller, my new pitcher.

Your what?

Hey you look a little pale, Harv. You sure your not coming down with something, like chicken pox?

That guy played Triple-A for the Cards last year, I'm sure of it!

He's thirteen years old, he meets all the league requirements. Anything else you wanna know, Sherlock?

Hey, you wanna get ugly? I can get ugly!

I'll bet!

And we'll see who has the last laugh, just like last year!

Hey, last year's history, pal, just like your winning streak!

Somewhere in this favored land, the sun is shining bright. The band is playing somewhere and somewhere hearts are light, and somewhere men are happy and somewhere children shout, but there is no joy in Eastfield; mighty Thurman has struck out!

Although participation was what you might call "required", no one really minded. In fact everyone kind of enjoyed it.

[to a little girl] What are you looking at, Flake?"

Well, almost everyone.

The script calls for three wise men, Mr. Cryder, and come Friday, three wise men we will have, unless you want to be the first person in the history of Eastfield to take my class three years in a row.

Hey... that's, that's like blackmail!

That's right. Merry Christmas.

[attempting to fix one of the Christmas tree lights] Whatcha got here is a few scatterfrans with a polynine scrillblatz.

Yeah, that's what I was gonna say.

So, I just reverse the gyro-stabilizers, and it's showtime. [electrocutes himself ]

Well, how's that scatterfratz?

Go peddle your eggnog.

[dressed as an angel, with working wings] So, what do you think, kid?

Very nice, if this is a non-stop flight, I hope.

I mean, what what should we do about Derrick?