How'd Cynthia take it?
[sighs] I couldn't do it. She looked too happy.
What? But she deserves to know the truth!
Pen, just stop. Maybe last night was a one-time thing, and it's out of his system. Lots of guys have a last fling, right?
Yes! Everybody fucks a deer the night before their wedding. My uncle rimmed an entire herd.
Does anyone else but Ray have a take?
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