[to Josh and Ray] What the fuck are you guys doing here?
I'm in the pack!
I'm also here.
Yes, I can see that, Josh, but why?
Because it's a full moon! [howls along with Ray, Dylan, and all the other wolves] And, when we went to the dump…
Which rocked ass!
I got the perfect gift for Olivia. [takes out a pair of nunchucks] Ta-fucking-da, bitch.
Nunchucks?
Yeah. You can smack stuff with 'em. Show her, Josh.
[swings them around, breaking stuff, and accidentally hits himself in the snout] Ow! My snout!
[takes them out of his hand] You think Olivia wants a karate weapon from the dump for her anniversary?
You know, when a lady says it, it really does sound like a crappy gift.
Oh, man! [runs out of the house] Somebody help me! What do girls like?!
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