MSMaster Sgt. Tarola
What's in the package?
Ribs and sauce from Chicago.
MSMaster Sgt. Tarola
Adam's Ribs?
You know it?
MSMaster Sgt. Tarola
Are you kidding? I'm from Joliet. I'd walk to Chicago on my knees in the snow for a takeout order.
He's one of you.
MSMaster Sgt. Tarola
How many you got?
40 pounds.
MSMaster Sgt. Tarola
I'll take twenty, and a quart of sauce.
Ten, and a pint of sauce.
MSMaster Sgt. Tarola
Twelve, and a pint and a half. And coleslaw.
We didn't order any cole slaw.
MSMaster Sgt. Tarola
You sent all the way to Chicago, and no cole slaw?
Forgive us, we're draftees.
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