Bud
This is so low! It says here that you're both six months pregnant by Billy Ray Cyrus!
Kelly
Really? Well, how come Mom is showing and I'm not?
Peg
I AM NOT SHOWING!... and you're grounded.
Kelly
Calm down, Mom, it's bad for the baby.
Bud
Kelly, hello? You're not really pregnant!
Kelly
Pffeew. Looks like we squeaked by that one, hey, Mom?
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