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Married... with Children · Season 5, Episode 3

Al in “Sue Casa, His Casa”

Al BundyEd O'Neill

Luckily the cop liked oldies, so he beat me with his nightstick to the tune of "Hey Jude." Then he wrote me up 18 tickets, including the one for bleeding on his pad.

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