[Al is trying on shoes for a fat woman named Matilda.]
MMatilda
I don't understand, I was a size six before Aerobic class. All that jumping must've expanded my foot.
And I see you must've fallen on your butt a time or two.
MMatilda
[Picks up her sneakers] How dare you say that to my face?
Well, I'd say it to your back, but my car's only got half a tank of gas!
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