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Married... with Children · Season 10, Episode 2

Matilda and Al in “A Shoe Room With A View”

[Al is trying on shoes for a fat woman named Matilda.]

MMatilda

I don't understand, I was a size six before Aerobic class. All that jumping must've expanded my foot.

And I see you must've fallen on your butt a time or two.

MMatilda

[Picks up her sneakers] How dare you say that to my face?

Well, I'd say it to your back, but my car's only got half a tank of gas!

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