[on Seven] He's not even a real Bundy.
He's no kind of Bundy! Bundy's a name you earn. Our emotional scars run so deep you can almost see them.
Yep, it's a point of pride. Ever since the day the first Bundy stepped off the Mayflower... halfway over. They never found him, but they recorded his final words: "Methinks we're here!" Pioneers like that, and ourselves, we're the real Bundys. Why, that kid never had to hear any kind of real rejection. Not until he's heard, "the service entrance is in back!"
Or, "not even for fifty bucks."
Yeah, or "don't ruin it by talking."
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