I got invited to a party!
A party?
You know when you line up your toy soldiers and put a cupcake in front of each of them? Kind of like that, only this is with real people, Bud!
Oh hearty har har. Who invited you?
Must be a frat party. The return address says "Alpha".
[Bud looks at letter, then is shocked]
Kel, this is not a fraternity. Alpha is an elite organization of people with IQs of a certain percentile. I got rejected from this!
Peg{to Marcy, as they watch Al and Jefferson fix the workbench}: Wow, you can almost hear the Looney Tunes theme.
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