(After Kelly wins at Poker by cheating)
Kelly, I didn't want to say anything to the girls, but I saw you cheating. You know what you have to do.
(sighs): Yes, Mommy. (beat): The usual 50%
Let's make it 60, just to teach you a lesson.
(as Kelly forks over the money, a howling noise can be heard outside)
Kelly, can't your dates just honk the horn like they did in my day?
(Peg opens the door. Buck comes in with a letter in his mouth)
Hey look, it's Buck!
Didn't he go camping with the boys?
(notices the letter) He's carrying something in his mouth.
(Buck growls)
I guess he'll give it to us when he's good and ready.
(Peg and Kelly walk away, leaving Buck laying down on the couch)
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