Bud is entertaining two girls
Oh Bud, I never realized how handsome you are.
Thanks for the TVs.
Doorbell rings
Excuse me ladies, it is probably my massuesse.
Bud answers door to be greeted by Steve
Good evening Mr. Rhoades. What can I do for you?
I wanted to talk to your father. He knows a lot about cars; maybe he could help me figure out why my new Mercedes is getting 3 miles per gallon.
My parents are not home right now. Steve sees girls on couch Look, I don't want to be a bad host, but if you come later? I think I am close to fully understanding "Hef".
There is something else I want to talk about. Your father has been recently acquiring a lot of stuff. I want some stuff. How did he come into all this?
I should not say.
Bud, is this going to take long? We need to go soon.
Steve{chucking}: But I have all night.
OK, Mr. Rhoades, you win. They gave Buck a credit card. Dad's using it 'cause he didn't ask for it. So he doesn't have to pay. Y'know, like when you get records you didn't want.
Did he happen to sign Buck's name to the receipts?
Sure.
Then it's a-prison he'll be going.
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