Ah, you two are the best kids any dad could accidentally have.
“I Want My Psycho Dad (1)” · Season 9, Episode 12
In this episode: Al Bundy (2), Jefferson D'Arcy (1)
I'm taking this fight to the place that stands for liberty, that stands for freedom of expression.
The Nudie Bar?
No, but maybe first.
Marcy (to the tune of the Psycho Dad theme): Who's the guy whose show is done?
Who's TV hero's on the run?
Who'll be watching VH-1?
Loser Al, Loser Al, it's Loser Al!
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