Oh, only my loving family. Now I'm wondering why I'm running FROM the axe.
“Poppy's by the Tree: Part 2” · Season 2, Episode 2
In this episode: Al Bundy (3)
You can't let it alone, can you, Peg? This is nice. "Why can't we go to Hawaii? Why did we have to come here? Why do we have to take this car?" You know, standing here with my loving family, I have a question: why am I running from the axe?
Okay. Family meeting.
Alright, now, let's discuss what we know already. We're trapped by a killer. The phones are dead. And the sheriff couldn't catch an M & M in his mouth.
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