(to Eunice) You wouldn't know the truth if it bit you on the butt!
Played by Betty White
Mama's Family · 44 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Mama's Family: in 4 of its 44 quotes
Most scenes with: Eunice (2)
Lines by Ellen 1
Scenes with Ellen 3
EllenThere's been a mistake, my mama's not running!
MMama
The hell I ain't!
EllenI hope that you didn't park your clunker behind my Seville; I have to be outta here in 30 minutes!
First good news I've had all day...
Naomi, did you remember to buy the sugar?
Oh, I never buy sugar. (dumps a bunch of sugar packets out of her purse onto the kitchen table)
Naomi, you unpredictable little scamp, what is all that?
This is my sugar packet collection! I pick 'em up at motels. Each and every one has a different name on it!
Ellen(picks up a packet and reads it) 'Arthur's Hideaway and Launderette:
Yeah!
Well, that is disgusting! I can't take jam to a church bazaar made with X-rated sugar!
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