Naomi, did you remember to buy the sugar?
Oh, I never buy sugar. (dumps a bunch of sugar packets out of her purse onto the kitchen table)
Naomi, you unpredictable little scamp, what is all that?
This is my sugar packet collection! I pick 'em up at motels. Each and every one has a different name on it!
(picks up a packet and reads it) 'Arthur's Hideaway and Launderette:
Yeah!
Well, that is disgusting! I can't take jam to a church bazaar made with X-rated sugar!
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