Mama's Family · 44 quotesThanks a lot, Mama!!
4th most-quoted character in Mama's Family: in 8 of its 44 quotes
Most scenes with: Thelma (5)
Lines by Vint 3
Mama, what have you done?
Skeeee-teeeer!
Scenes with Vint 5
VVint
If only we had a spoon we could dig our way out.
Real good, Vinton. If we had a bar of soap we could carve ourselves a gun and shoot our way out.
VVint
Mama, you never could throw anything out, no matter how useless it is.
It's a lucky thing for you!
(Knocks on the door.)
VVint
Mama?
No, It's Mr.T FOOL!!!
(Speaking of Duke Reeves) His parents were trying to avoid a lawsuit so they sent the boy over to apologize for nearly gettin' you killed out in front of the school that day.
That's not true!
It is! You hounded that boy so bad he had to jump in the car to get away from you and you went tearin' down the street after him hangin' on to the back of the car.
That's a lie!
And he went around the corner and you went slidin' into the gravel and you got yourself all skinned up. You were a lunatic where that Duke Reeves was concered and everybody knew it. Didn't they Vint?
VVint
Well I don't know about everybody...
Oh you shut up!
VVint
What smells so good?
It's Naomi's Famous International Heartburn.
BBubba
What smells so good?
It's Naomi's Famous Dinner In A Drum.
IIola
What smells so good?
I swear, if I made gym socks, everyone would want a taste!
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