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S2 E17

Malcolm in the Middle · Season 2, Episode 17

Hal in “"Surgery"”

HalBryan Cranston

Dewey [while playing a board game]: Hey, we look like the family on the box. (the family agrees) Can I be the little girl?

Not on my watch, son.

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