What time is it?
LLady
It's still 4:00. You have to wait at least a minute for the time to change, dear.
What time is it in China?
LLady
Well, sweetie, I think they're a good 20 hou...
Do you speak Chinese?
LLady
Well, no...I bet...
Is Chinatown in China?
LLady
Honey...if you want an answer to a question, you have to first wait...
(plays with his feet) What does this toe do?
LLady
You know what, I think I need a pack of cigarettes...for the first time in 20 years.
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