Hal and Reese in “Health Insurance”

Hal

What's the matter with you boys? Don't you realize you could get killed?

Reese

Dad, I can't die.

Hal

What?

Reese

I'm seventeen.

Hal

And so you can't die?

Reese

I just don't see it happening.

Hal

I got news for you, Reese — seventeen-year-olds die all the time.

Reese

Come on, Dad, that's just something they tell you so you'll stay off drugs.