[Hal is yelling at a temporarily deaf Malcolm and Dewey, unknown to him, for having nearly let him be fatally crushed]
You think your dad being killed by a TV set is funny? I'll tell you what's funny! Being grounded for the rest of your lives!
[aside to the camera] After about an hour, he managed to spit a piece of glass into my lap. You've got to admire that kind of perseverance.
Your children and your children's children will grow up grounded in this house!
[to camera] I can't understand a word he's saying, but judging by his expression, I probably shouldn't ask for the car this weekend.
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