[After Ida introduces Lois to the ladies at her old folks' home]
MMarika
Is this the fat daughter, or the one who drinks?
No, this is the one with the halfwit factory between her legs.
Well, I don't know what to say. I planned on two days to get you into the home, two days to fight the court challenge, then I'd fly back Sunday. Now I'm stuck here! It's three hundred dollars just to change my ticket!
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