[Hal and Lois sit in front of a fireplace looking through photos]
Oh, I remember this! This is Reese's fifth birthday!
And this must be Christmas that same year.
[The viewer sees an X-ray showing a candy cane stuffed five inches into the nasal cavity, hook-first]
He grew up so fast!
Oh, he sure did. Here's Malcolm's first day at school.
[The viewer sees another X-ray of the pelvic region with a toy truck in between the hips]
Remember when we lost Dewey at the flea market?
[The viewer sees yet another X-ray of the chest region with a wristwatch embedded in the middle of it]
[holds out wrist] Still keeps great time.
Want to go through the arrest reports?
I'll pour some more wine.
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