Jamie tries to kill Mom and we're the ones who have to clean it up? You want to tell me how that's fair?
You've got to give the kid some credit. It's the closest any of us actually ever came.
Jamie wasn't really spawned by Satan, was he?
No. If he was, we'd have a way better house.
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