Malcolm, Clown and others in “Zoo”

Malcolm

If nothing I ever do has any meaning, then I can't care about anything, which makes me feel even worse! How am I supposed to be happy?

Kid, I'm a zoo clown. Now buy a giraffe, or go to hell.

Malcolm

See Dewey, there's a guy who understands.

Dewey

Malcolm, you're at the zoo. You have a Popsicle. How could you be unhappy?

Malcolm

I wanted grape.