I, of course, have spent many a Christmas away from home and family. More times than I care to remember, in more places than I care to remember; Forgotten battlefields, and sometimes even forgotten wars. I think being at war, makes Christmas all the more bittersweet - peace on earth, and goodwill to all men, and all that.
“Operation: Silent Night” · Season 4, Episode 10
In this episode: Rick (3), Jonathan Higgins (2), T.C (2), Thomas Magnum (1)
Rick, there's a bug in your hair.
Yeah, right.
No, really, Rick, there's a praying mantis.
[mimicks]"Rick, there's a bug in your pocket," "Rick, there's a centipede," "Rick, there's a lizard." Well, I'm not buyin' it! [Rick walks off]
[Rick screams]
You know, Higgins, there's something that I always wanted to tell you. I mean, deep down, you're really an okay guy.
How reassuring.
[after Magnum and Rick complain about his piloting] You get what you pay for, and none of you paid!
Where is your holiday spirit?
Back home in New Orleans, which is where I'm gonna be as soon as Captain Calvin's Charity Chopper dumps all you freeloaders off!
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