You know lads, I sometimes view myself as a later-day Job, constantly being tested by our Creator. How else could I possibly justify four major wars, dozens of minor conflicts, seven natural disasters, and...
Aha! Double play Tigers!
...Him.
“Squeeze Play” · Season 4, Episode 7
In this episode: Thomas Magnum (2), Jonathan Higgins (2), T.C (1), Rick (1)
Come on, T.C., a lizard could have caught that. I've seen better hands on my mother!
Well, maybe you oughta bring your momma out here. At least she is a girl; you just pitch like one!
[Higgins finds camera lens cap... without camera or lens]
Oh my god. Where is it?
[acting innocent] Where's what?
The 110mm lens this cap should be covering.
Higgins, I can explain.
I am utterly sick and tried of those four pathetic words "Higgins I can explain".
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