[narrating] Rule one in kidnapping cases: always call the Police. Rule two in kidnapping cases: never call the Police. The truth is you flip a coin and take your chances...
“The Taking of Dick McWilliams” · Season 2, Episode 10
In this episode: Thomas Magnum (3), T.C (2), Rick (1)
You expect me to hop over all 13 of these islands?
That's the name of your service, isn't it? Island Hoppers.
Yeah, I'm thinking about changing it to Magnum's Taxi Service!
[about Rick's black eye] So who was it Rick?
D'you think it needs more wine?
Rick, come on, who was it?
Catherine.
...Catherine who?
[desperately trying to change the subject] T.C., what about the peppers?
Rick!
I don't know, they don't have a last name.
Who doesn't have a last name?
[long pause]: Nuns.
[T.C. and Magnum burst out laughing]
W-well what's so funny?!
You mean to tell me, a NUN gave you that shiner?
She thought I was trying to steal her car!
[T.C. and Magnum laugh even harder]
Hey, she was a big Nun!
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