Magnum: [about Rick's black eye] So who was it Rick?
Rick: D'you think it needs more wine?
Magnum: Rick, come on, who was it?
Rick: Catherine.
Magnum: ...Catherine who?
Rick: [desperately trying to change the subject] T.C., what about the peppers?
Magnum: Rick!
Rick: I don't know, they don't have a last name.
T.C.: Who doesn't have a last name?
Rick: [long pause]: Nuns.
[T.C. and Magnum burst out laughing]
Rick: W-well what's so funny?!
T.C.: You mean to tell me, a NUN gave you that shiner?
Rick: She thought I was trying to steal her car!
[T.C. and Magnum laugh even harder]
Rick: Hey, she was a big Nun!
Rick: D'you think it needs more wine?
Magnum: Rick, come on, who was it?
Rick: Catherine.
Magnum: ...Catherine who?
Rick: [desperately trying to change the subject] T.C., what about the peppers?
Magnum: Rick!
Rick: I don't know, they don't have a last name.
T.C.: Who doesn't have a last name?
Rick: [long pause]: Nuns.
[T.C. and Magnum burst out laughing]
Rick: W-well what's so funny?!
T.C.: You mean to tell me, a NUN gave you that shiner?
Rick: She thought I was trying to steal her car!
[T.C. and Magnum laugh even harder]
Rick: Hey, she was a big Nun!
Magnum : [about Rick's black eye] So who was it Rick?
Rick : D'you think it needs more wine?
Magnum : Rick, come on, who was it?
Rick : Catherine.
Magnum : ...Catherine who?
Rick : [desperately trying to change the subject] T.C., what about the peppers?
Magnum : Rick!
Rick : I don't know, they don't have a last name.
T.C. : Who doesn't have a last name?
Rick : [long pause] : Nuns.
[T.C. and Magnum burst out laughing]
Rick : W-well what's so funny?!
T.C. : You mean to tell me, a NUN gave you that shiner?
Rick : She thought I was trying to steal her car!
[T.C. and Magnum laugh even harder]
Rick : Hey, she was a big Nun!
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