GGroom
[sees the bouquet as a boomerang] Oh, no! Boomerang bouquet!
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QQuilt
This trial was doomed from the start.
[final lines]
ETE.T.
[dial tone] Hello? Hello?
TSTony Stark
Still working out some of the bugs. I said "iron", not "tin"!
AAnnouncer
The Disposable Car, you'll never worry about parking again!
MMan
[with bags of vinyl records, wondering where his car should be] Wait. How do I get home?
CACrash Announcer
It's Crash!
MMike
You're hired!
CACrash Announcer
No, Mike; that's...never mind.
AAbed
Cool. I get to be in a MAD sketch. Cool, cool, cool.
[last lines]
MWMike Wazowski
Oh, very funny. End credits.
SSullivan
Uh, I don't think those are transferrable.
AAbed
Oh, then I can't help you.
JJimmy
Oh, wow! I just had the craziest dream that I was skiing!
AAnnouncer
The Water Bunkbeds. It's a work in progress.
GGuy
Oh, wow. Nice scarf.
SMScarfed Man
I'm not wearing a scarf. [reveals to be a snake]
BBoth
[scream] Scarf snake!
WWonka
Oh, har har, a golden parking ticket. Very funny!
Ducks: all they really need is money.
PBPenguin Bouncer
Sorry. Black tie only.
PPenguin
Dang it, the one thing I dressed down!
AAnnouncer
Flop flips! They're just as...oh, what's the point?
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