[holding Lupin's face in a caressing manner to examine the scratch on his cheek] Is that a new wound?
Yes, very new.
[The two men gaze at each other and share a smile]
Idiots.
[Lupin and Jigen touch each other's faces, then laugh]
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[disguised as a construction worker] At least we're lucky this isn't Japan. No one I know will see me like this.
(loudly singing) For the sake of my honey, I'm old-fashioned, aren't I? For the sake of the jewels, yeah-ho!
[raising his voice to a chicken-like squawk] Damn, Lupin! You finally got someone knocked up!
[to the flabbergasted Lupin] It is rather unlike you to leave evidence behind.
It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie! I've. Been. Framed! I've never met this Mary!
[leaning into Lupin's face] You sure about that?
Pretty sure.
You are a man of the world, aren't you?
[sheepishly] Well... a bit...
[Lupin calls Fujiko]
I told you, we're not teaming up.
It's not that. I need a woman's nursing hand. [He sees Mark and Vivian playing with Lupin's Walther and Jigen's Magnum] Shut up! That's not a toy! [He and Jigen snatch their weapons back]
[hearing the commotion of children] Lupin, are you hiding in a kindergarten?
No. OUCH!
[Over in a truck, Zenigata listens in on the conversation]
Well, I'm too busy to help, plus I don't want to.
Please, Fujicakes! We're in an apartment in the East Village!
No!
[She hangs up]
[crying] I didn't know that thieves with children even existed! On the contrary, I...
Don't cry on me, Pops!
Having spent my life chasing this fool, I never even found a wife! I don't even have any darling children! My fate won't allow it!
What snapped in Pops?
Apparently he wants a family.
Poor soul.
This is our chance to run.
[They back away from the poor, lonely Inspector and make a break for it]
I want a wife! I want kids!
No matter how we look at it, there's no way Jigen or I have children.
Right. No chance of that there. Though in your case...
Please, stop talking like that.
You look good in drag.
Shut it already.
[imitating Fujiko] "Lupin, I want the Hina dolls. Let's have a Hina doll party, just you and me." Let's light the lantern! Lantern, lantern!
[scoffing] Too silly for me.
[The plane crashes, with Zenigata inside]
Aw man, the old man finally bit it.
I feel a bit sorry for him.
[devoutly clasping his hands together as he floats into the sea] Well, he's got a special reservation on his arrival in heaven.
I'm glad you saved my life, but the problem is we can't communicate.
Thieves are in the shadows, all's right with the world.
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