I need Jigen to... [She sees Jigen wearing a Tyrolean hat and giggles] Jigen, what happened to your hat?
[Jigen blushes and hides behind Lupin]
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[The gang finds Zenigata hiding in a bush with a recording device, sobbing]
Well, now. Pops, what are you crying about?
Lupin, I've never been so touched like I am today. I really respect Jigen's decision. He is a man among men.
What?
Listen, Lupin. I'll let you go until Jigen does his job. Go for it, Jigen! I'm rooting for you!
[He marches away, singing the theme to Star of the Giants]
[disguised as a messenger] Inspector, I've got news for you.
Regarding Lupin?
Yes. He's targeting a bank at the Hexagon City.
[Zenigata laughs eagerly and snatches his coat]
Give it.
[He dashes out the door]
Wait there, Lupin. I'll use my bonus money to buy you a grave.
And this cutie... I mean, the girl is?
The real Pops should be at the airport by now.
How stupid can a guy be to impersonate Lupin?
I still say that broad is nothing but trouble, but God damn it, has she got great tits or what?
It says right here, "Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot..."
Sounds like someone thinks he might not measure up.
Oh, that's ridiculous, man! I have a fourteen-inch doggy dick and don't you forget it!
Gentlemen.
Hey, this guy's got a dick for a head.
I can see you've been talking about me already.
You just tripped over my dick.
There's a sign up ahead. It says Go Fuck Yourself.
Nothing like a tall glass of juice after a near-fatal sauna.
JJotarou
Excuse me, but I thought you might like to know that you now have no choice but to lick my sweaty fucking testes.
Stop it! Turn it off, please!
JJotarou
And then, when you couldn't beat my father fair and square, you cheated!
Hah! I could have broken into that safe blindfolded, but I didn't! And you know why? It was out of compassion for your father, you bald fuck!
JJotarou
That's a desperate lie. I'm not a bald fuck, I wax!
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