[seeing the mermaid] Is that a shark? If it is, it's got a great rack.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Now, for the last time, do you want to know where Lupin is or not?
Of course. I flew all the way over here, didn't I? Start talking.
The Himalayas.
... The what?
[Out in the Himalayas, Lupin walks up the mountain with his guide, merrily singing]
Edelweiss, edelweiss, you look happy to greet me. Edel- uh, uh... [He sneezes]
[exiting a dragon's mouth, carrying its liver] Wait a minute. Did I leave my wallet in there?... Crap.
[Lupin charges out of the tent, swinging a baseball bat. He swings at the yeti, but it dodges, and Lupin falls on his face in the snow. He swings again and again at the yeti, but it backs away and keeps dodging. He falls into a snowdrift and swings the bat around blindly]
Where'd you go, you son of a bitch?! You can't hide from me!
[He hits the yeti's leg. It cries in pain. Lupin looks up out of the snowdrift and beams triumphantly]
[mockingly] Not so scary now, are you, you big ape? Aww, you want your mommy? Big wussy. Look at you. You should be ashamed of yourself.
[A tear forms in the yeti's eye]
[realizing he's not using the right tone] Uh, no, wait, I mean... That's wrong. [He holds out the bottle to the yeti's eye] Just let it out, baby. No need to be stoic. That's right. You have yourself a good cry. Come on. It's all right. [Several frozen tears fall into the bottle. He looks at the frozen tears] Wow, that's not really a whole lot. Might have to hit you again. [The yeti bawls. An avalanche starts, and Lupin runs down the mountain] Damn it! Why couldn't I just leave well enough alone?!
Hey, so what happened with the whole retreaty fasting thing?
Uh, well, I got hungry, and... Hey, I'm stuck out here. Could you give me a lift?
Hop in. I'm in sort of a hurry.
KKaguya
[seeing the frozen Lupin] What happened? Is he...?
SSherpa
He'll be fine. But he said to give this to you. [He hands Kaguya the bottle with the frozen tears in it]
KKaguya
And you're sure that these are the tears of the Yeti?
SSherpa
I saw it. And the curse of the Yeti came down on him swiftly.
KKaguya
That's so... sweet.
[She kisses Lupin on the cheek. The young man blushes so furiously that steam rises from his head and shoulders]
[seeing the frozen Lupin] That can't be comfortable.
Hey, I know you guys think I'm a misogynist, but it's not exactly a red-letter day for your side of the argument.
[after being thawed out on a spit] Just great! You think you know a guy, then you turn around and he tries to eat you!
Wow, a real sleeping prince... just like Tchaikovsky's!
[about Kaguya] Goemon, look, I know she lied to us and everything, but come on. Cut her a break. Have a heart.
I'm not angry with her, it's that damn Fujiko I want to kill!
Hey!! Fujiko!!
Lupin, I can't share it with you! I don't know if there's enough for two!
I don't want any! Do you know what it is?! Do you?!?
Yeah, an eternal youth potion of some kind. Why else would she want it?
You idiot! Kaguya had that created for her very sick husband! He's in a coma!
[Fujiko gasps, horrified, at the terrible thing she's done]
Yeah, it sucks being deceived like that, but at least it was all for a good cause.
Yes, well, perhaps that is true, but still, the act of betrayal by Fujiko was unforgivable and merits the very harshest punishment.
Here, here!
Lupin, I think he really means it!
She's sorry! Really! She's learned her lesson this time, haven't you, Fujicakes?
[Fujiko starts hiccuping, then flaps her arms uncontrollably. The potion has given her an unbelievably high amount of energy, like a caffeine buzz]
Uh...
It's not real harsh, maybe, but it sure as hell's funny.
[Lupin is in his hotel room, sleeping peacefully. Fujiko pounds on his door]
[from outside] Lupin! Come on! I still can't sleep! Hey, come on! Wake up! Hey, Lupin! I'm bored!
[Lupin sits up in bed]
Aw man, when the hell's this potion ever gonna wear off?
I know you're in there! Let me in! Let's go dancing!
Lupin [burying his head back under the covers] I'm too tired to appreciate the irony.
Come on, Lupin!
I never thought of you as the golddigger type, but it suits you somehow.
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