Lupin III Season 1 quotes

[bursting into Lupin's room] Hey, Lupin, we've got a problem. [To his dismay, he finds the young man snoring away in bed] Oh, man. Look at him. [He opens the curtains, then shakes Lupin gently on the shoulder] Hey, buddy, get out of bed. It's lunchtime. [Lupin sleeps blissfully on] Wouldn't you know it? Dead to the world. I swear to God, this guy could sleep through World War friggin' Three. Sorry, man, but I'm afraid you leave no alternative. Gotta bring out the heavy artillery. Hey, Fujiko! Put on some clothes!

Huh?! Where?! Tell me! Come on!

[throwing the cover off] She's not here, Lupin.

What the-? Hey! That's low! I'll get you. Just you wait.

Who knew ancestor worship could make for such strange bedfellows?

Hey, hey Romeo. We only got till tomorrow at noontime.

Thanks, mom. Don't wait up for me now. I can let myself in.

This guy was drunk and disorderly, Inspector. Put up quite a fight on the way here.

THEN LOCK HIM UP! WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, MAKE YOU A POT OF COFFEE?! GO ON! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

[to his mouse] Okay, Liza. Make me proud.

[in disguise, while in the men's room] Uh, well, I, uh, thought I smelled gas...

Oh, yeah?

Well, doesn't that, you know, sorta come with the territory?

Crap! [He checks his watch] Huh? How the hell did I sleep so late? Damn it. Some kind of a lookout. I must be getting old, or something. [He hears Lupin's laughter behind him] Lupin! Listen, man. I have no idea know how this happened. I mean, one minute, I'm scoping out the plaza down there, and the next thing I know...

[calming him down] It's okay. Ratboy's been working for us all night.

What? The rat? Working for us?

Yeah, and he's not half bad, either. I mean, you know, for a super-annoying, ugly little pimple-beaked freakazoid. So, that crate pretty comfortable?

[laughing at the ridiculous situation while also hearing Ratboy's laugh] Oh, brother. Does he always laugh like that?

I'm afraid so.

Fujiko's at the mercy of Electro's prison warden. It's enough to make you want to tear your hair out.

Uh, Lupin?

Yeah?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Land shark!

[disguised as a guard] Admittedly, it's all a bit Coyote and Road Runner, but it works.

Quit staring down my slip and pull me up!

Well, at least he's alive. Thank goodness for that.

[pinkies cuffed] Hey, Jigen, wait! Give me a hand here!

Damn, how the hell did that happen?

Look, handle yourself. I'd better go.

Hey! Get back here! [He goes over to Zenigata and fishes for a keyring. He finds to his disappointment that there are lots of keys]

I don't dare set foot outside wearing this fleschuganah thing on my pinkie! I mean, what if it's some weird code that says I wanna get spanked by a skinhead or something?