Kitsune quotes from Love Hina

Kitsune

That's worth a month's rent.

Keitarō

Huh?

Kitsune

What, weren't you listening? You cop one feel, I get one month's rent free.

Keitarō

What're you talking about?

Naru

What do you think you're doing, you sleaze?

Kitsune

[Fake sobbing] H-he started grabbing my breasts, going, "You like it here? How about here?"

Keitarō

It's the other way around!

Naru

W-what the heck are you doing, Kitsune?

Kitsune

Sorry! I'm really sorry! My hand slipped!

Naru

I have to be at work in a few minutes! What am I gonna do now?

Kitsune

I feel so bad! I'll earn your share of the money, so please forgive me!

Naru

You will?

Kitsune

Cross my heart. Trust me, just look into these eyes.

Kitsune

Now, now, tell me what afflicts your poor little self... You got a friend here...

Keitarō

Ehh... It's-it's nothing... It's really nothing...

Kitsune

It's Naru, right?

[giggling] I didn't know that cars in Tokyo used to attack people...

Keitarō

[embarrassed] They don't really use to...

Kitsune

Damn, you still are the King of the Unlucky, eh, Keitarō?

Kaolla

[laughing] You're a bad luck magnet!

Keitarō

Hey, stop that!

Kitsune

If it doesn't work with her, what about me dressed like her?

Keitarō

What's with that stupid way of thinking?!

Kitsune

C'mon, don't you wanna take a sniff from Naru's uniform?

Keitarō

Narusegawa would never do that!!!

Mutsumi

I wonder what Keitarō had written in his letter... There might be something helpful there, who knows?

Kitsune

Letter from Keitarō?...

Naru

Letter? What letter?

Mutsumi

Don't you remember? I handed it to you a few chapters ago.

Naru

But you said it was a letter for Keitarō!!

Mutsumi

Gee, did I err? That was a letter from Keitarō!