Naru quotes from Love Hina

Kaolla

So, what are we gonna do with him?

Naru

Crucify and torture him, cut out his tongue, and send him to Hell!

Keitarō

NOOOOOOOO!

Kitsune

That's worth a month's rent.

Keitarō

Huh?

Kitsune

What, weren't you listening? You cop one feel, I get one month's rent free.

Keitarō

What're you talking about?

Naru

What do you think you're doing, you sleaze?

Kitsune

[Fake sobbing] H-he started grabbing my breasts, going, "You like it here? How about here?"

Keitarō

It's the other way around!

Naru

W-what the heck are you doing, Kitsune?

Kitsune

Sorry! I'm really sorry! My hand slipped!

Naru

I have to be at work in a few minutes! What am I gonna do now?

Kitsune

I feel so bad! I'll earn your share of the money, so please forgive me!

Naru

You will?

Kitsune

Cross my heart. Trust me, just look into these eyes.

Naru

Wow!

Keitarō

You got a perfect score!

Naru

You're actually a total genius!

Keitarō

H-how could you fail the entrance exam three times with these scores?

Mutsumi

Well, I'm guessing it's because I'm a klutz and I'm frail, and I'd keep forgetting to write down my name, or I'd faint before reaching the exam hall and be hospitalized.

Naru

Hee hee... I'm sorry, I gotta recognize that these things happen. Okay, it's usually the other way around....

Keitarō

So... why do I have to be smacked for that?

Naru

It's just that... it has already became involuntary....

Keitarō

I want you to come with me, Narusegawa. I don't care if we're going to Todai or Tokyo U... But when we do... I just wanna be with you.

Naru

K... Keitarō... are... are you... proposing me... on... on marriage....?

Keitarō

Yeah....

Keitarō

What are you laughing about?

Naru

You got so serious all of a sudden, I didn't expect for that!

Keitarō

When Aunt Haruka told me do do "that," I thought she said I should talk to you neatly....

Naru

Uh, I don't think that's what she meant.

Keitarō

Well, actually, I found it a bit odd, too.... Anyway, what really is "that?"

Naru

Eh... "that"... is "that."

Keitarō

Gaaah! I don't get it! Please be clearer!

Naru

[Starts walking away and blushes.] You idiot! Don't you go and put me to shame! You creep!

Naru

Haven't you seen my breasts enough!?

Keitarō

[while flying away] Is that a trick question!?

Mutsumi

I wonder what Keitarō had written in his letter... There might be something helpful there, who knows?

Kitsune

Letter from Keitarō?...

Naru

Letter? What letter?

Mutsumi

Don't you remember? I handed it to you a few chapters ago.

Naru

But you said it was a letter for Keitarō!!

Mutsumi

Gee, did I err? That was a letter from Keitarō!