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When I asked you earlier if it hurt when you suffered your injury, I think you misunderstood me. Seems fairly obvious that when a person's back smashes into a hard surface after being thrown from a building, that that's going to sting a little. But I really wasn't asking about the physical pain.
What, do you want to know if it hurt my feelings?
No, John. I wanted to know what it felt like when your own father tried to kill you.
[Nikki's character Corvette in the TV show Exposé has been shot]
Brilliant, Nikki. As always. You know you don't need to die, we can bring you back next season.
How?
She didn't necessarily die. We could say she was wearing a bullet-proof vest.
[Nikki briefly opens her gown, revealing her character's skimpy costume]
Or bullet-proof breast...
I'm just a guest star, and we all know what happens to guest stars.
Razzle Dazzle!
Sun? It was me.
What?
It was me who took you. Not the Others. I wasn't myself, after Locke hit me. After he humiliated me. Sawyer told me I could get even by helping him steal the guns. We just made it look like the Others. I didn't mean to hurt you.
[Sun walks away]
I'm sorry....
[Sawyer is digging Nikki and Paulo's grave when Sun is walking towards him]
Charlie told me it was your idea to kidnap me.
You're gonna tell Jin?
No.
Why not?
Because then we have to dig another grave.
[Sun puts the diamonds in Sawyer's hands]
Why are you giving me these?
Because they are worthless here.
See. And I thought I was gonna get out of this....
[He stops when Sun punches him in the face and walks away]
Dude... Nikki's dead.
... Who the hell's Nikki?
[finding Zukerman's diamonds] Razzle-frickin'-dazzle.
Are you sure we should be listening to a high school science teacher?
Junior high, and yes. What's your problem with Leslie anyway?
Leslie?
Oh ho, you're jealous!
Of him? Ha, never.
Yeah, his spiders turn me on so much, I had to sleep with him to get the map.
[at Nikki and Paulo's funeral] Nikki and Paulo. I guess we didn't really know you very well. And it appears, you killed each other for diamonds.
All right, let's do it.
Do what?
I'm ready to do it. Make amends, change the vote. I don't want to be banished, okay?
Dude, you stink. What is that, fish? Did you try to gut one yourself? How did you not learn that by now? I mean, we've been here like, three months.
Could we just do this?
Do what?
Make nice.
Apologize for calling me all those names.
I'm really sorry I called you rotund.
Really?
You're worse than a girl!
[Sawyer has just realized that Hurley has tricked him into being nice by telling him the survivors were voting to banish him]
You son of a bitch. There wasn't ever going to be no vote.
Wasn't it nice, being nice?
You tricked me into being decent? That's gotta be the lamest con in the history of cons!
Wasn't a con, dude. If you're going to be our temporary leader you need to do some damage control.
Leader? What the hell are you smoking?
Jack's gone, Locke's gone, Kate and Sayid...you're all we got. Paulo and Nikki died. We all look to you. Then again, you tried to steal their diamonds, but we wanted to look to you. Look around. You made everyone happy. Just for today, they can eat boar, laugh, and forget that they're totally screwed. And you did that for 'em, dude. You.
What if I don't want to be the leader?
Yeah, well, I don't think Jack wanted it either. Sucks for you, dude.
[Kate has just dislocated Juliet's shoulder during a fight, and both are now hiding from the smoke monster]
Do you think it's gone? Are we safe?
Are you serious? You've never seen that?
What, you don't believe me? You can always pull my other shoulder out of its socket.
I wasn't trying-
Don't flatter yourself. This is the fourth time it's been dislocated... Give me your hand.
Why?
'Cause I want you to pop it back in.
No, I'm not gonna-
You're gonna. Right now, it feels like there's broken glass under my skin. And if it weren't for you, I would be on my way home right now.
Jack told me not to come back to protect me! Because he didn't want me to get hurt!
Is that what you think?
Yeah, that's what I think!
We have cameras on the cages, Kate. All of them. He saw you. You and Sawyer. The reason Jack told you not to come back wasn't because he didn't want you to get hurt. It was because you broke his heart. So. Grab my wrist. Push up. And twist!
[to Juliet] Welcome to the wonderful world of not knowing what the hell's going on.
[to Kate] They left me behind too, they gassed me! I know that you don't care, but the people I spent the last three years of my life with, they just left me! I thought that maybe, maybe if I could make you think that we were in it together. Maybe I wouldn't get left behind again.
[to Juliet] Let me ask you something, Juliet. You took a woman, your own sister. Whose reproductive system was ravaged by chemotherapy, who was sterile. And you made her pregnant. You created life where life wasn't supposed to be. That's a gift, Juliet. You have a gift. And don't you think you're meant to do something significant with it? Where we're going, you can do just that.
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