Hugo Reyes quotes from Lost

Got a new tourney lined up. We're playing for the last of the deodorant sticks.

[to Jack] You got some... Arnzt on you.

[at Nikki and Paulo's funeral] Nikki and Paulo. I guess we didn't really know you very well. And it appears, you killed each other for diamonds.

[to Miles] Why don't we carpool? It'll help with global warming, which hasn't happened yet, so maybe we can prevent it.

Hurley

So, I was just looking inside the fuselage. It's pretty grim in there. You think we should do something about the, uh...

...b-o-d-y-s?

Michael Dawson

What are you spelling, man? "Bodies"?

Walt Lloyd

B-o-d-i-e-s.

So, I had an idea. I'm out here looking for some psycho with Scott and Steve, right? And I'm realizing who the hell are Scott and Steve?

Jack Shephard

I'm not following you.

Look, if I was a cop and some woman got attacked, we'd canvas, right? Knock on doors, find witnesses. But we don't even have doors.

Jack Shephard

Hurley, you're not helping me understand where you're...

Look, we don't know who's living here and who's still at the beach. I mean, we don't even know each other. My name isn't Hurley, it's Hugo Reyes. Hurley's just a nickname I have, alright? Why? I'm not telling. The point is, we've got to find out who everyone is.

Jack Shephard

You want to start a census.

Yeah, a registry, you know, names, what people look like, who's related to who. I mean, we start laying down the law, maybe we'll stop attacking each other. It seems like someone's getting punched, or stabbed, or something every other day here. We've got to find out who did this to her.

Sam and Leonard were stationed at a listening post monitoring long wave transmissions out of the Pacific. Boring job. Sam hated it, nothing to do but listen to static night after night. Until one night, about 16 years ago, there's something in the static, a voice comes through, a voice repeating those numbers over and over again. [Hurley nearly spills his tea.] A couple of days later we're at the fair in Kalgoorlie and some wally there has got this jar, must have been big as a pony, and it's filled to the rim with beans. Fella's offering 50 grand to anyone able to guess how many beans are in that jar, within 10.

Sam used the numbers?

Yep, the answer was exact. To the bean. Men had been running the same scam for 40 years and nobody had ever come close. So we won the money. On the way home a pick-up truck blows a tire on the highway, hits us head on. Lost my leg that night.

What about Sam?

Barely a scratch. Most people would consider themselves lucky, but not him. He was never the same after that. He started keeping a record. Anything terrible that happened to anyone around us, he believed it was all because he used those numbers. He moved us out here in the middle of nowhere hoping it would stop.

Did it? Did he ever find a way to make it stop?

Yep. He put a shotgun in his mouth and pulled the trigger. What is it you're looking for Mr. Reyes?

I used them, the numbers, to win the lottery. And now I think I'm under the same curse.

Curse? There's no curse.

But you just told me...

You think I'd still have my leg if Sam hadn't have picked the right number of beans?! You think that floods wouldn't have happened?! That homes wouldn't have burned down?! That people wouldn't have died?!

Well, yeah.

You make your own luck, Mr. Reyes. Don't blame it on the damn numbers. You're looking for an excuse that doesn't exist.

Charlie Pace

You think you're the only person with baggage? You know what I was doing when the plane went down? I was snorting heroin in the toilet. I was such a junkie I couldn't even take a plane ride with out having a fix. I suppose that was your fault, as well? -- So how about it?

What?

Charlie Pace

I just told you the biggest secret of my life. I thought you'd want to reciprocate.

Okay. Back home I'm worth 156 million dollars.

Charlie Pace

Fine. Don't tell me.

Dude.

Charlie Pace

I bare my soul, and all I get is bloody jokes!

John Locke

You booby-trapped your shelter with explosives. You have any more?

Danielle Rousseau

Dynamite, at the Black Rock, in the dark territory.

Well, that's 3 reasons to go right there.

Leslie Arzt

You know what? I'm -- I'm sorry, I'm so... I'm sorry that I'm not cool enough to be part of your merry little band of adventurers.

What?

Leslie Arzt

I know a clique when I see it. I teach high school, pal-y. You know, you people think you're the only ones on this Island doing anything of value. I've got news for you. There were 40 other survivors of this plane crash. And we are all people, too.

So, Seoul. Is that in the good Korea or the bad Korea?

Sun Hwa-Kwon

The good one.

I'll give you a thousand dollars right now if admit that my dad told you to say this stuff.

The mystic arts are not subject to bribes. How dare you!

10,000.

Your dad put me up to it.

Dude... Nikki's dead.

... Who the hell's Nikki?

I don't remember you from the dock. Where you put bags on our heads. After you shocked us.

Juliet Burke

I had the day off.

Did I ever tell you I won the lottery? I had like a hundred and fifty million dollars. Worst thing that ever happened to me.

Bernard Nadler

Oh yeah, who needs a hundred and fifty million dollars, right?