Charlie Pace quotes from Lost

Sayid

You'd think they would've come by now.

Charlie

What? Who?

Sayid

Anyone.

Boone

Someone else was stranded here?

Charlie

Guys... where are we?

Charlie

So, your, uh... your husband, was he on the flight?

Claire

Oh, no, I'm not married.

Charlie

Oh.

Claire

I know. How modern of me.

Charlie

Well, who needs men, right? Bloody useless.

Jack

We don't have time to sort out everybody's God.

Charlie

Really? Last I heard we were positively made of time.

Kate

Hey, Charlie, ask Jack about his tattoo.

Charlie

Oh, you guys have an inside joke. How absolutely wonderful for you both.

Kate

It's just that you... and the tattoos... don't add up. Were you one of those hardcore spinal surgeons or something?

Jack

That's me. Hardcore.

Charlie

If you two are done verbally copulating, we should get a move on.

Locke

Pull yourself together, son.

Charlie

It wouldn't be an irrational fear of bees if I could just pull myself together, would it?

Kate

[About her T-shirt] It was, uh, it was full of bees.

Charlie

I'd have thought C's, actually.

Charlie

Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been a week since my last confession.

Go ahead, my son.

Charlie

Last night, I had... relations with a girl I didn't even know.

I see. Anything else?

Charlie

Yeah. Right after that I had... relations with another girl. Then straight after that, I watched... while they had... relations with... each other.

John Locke

I think you're a lot stronger than you know, Charlie. And I'm going to prove it to you. I'll let you ask me for your drugs three times. The third time, I'm going to give them to you. Now, just so we're clear, this is one.

Charlie Pace

Why? Why? Why are you doing this? To torture me? Just get rid of them and have done with it?

John Locke

If I did that you wouldn't have a choice, Charlie. And having choices, making decisions based on more than instinct, is the only thing that separates you from him [indicating the boar].

You're still a junkie.

Charlie Pace

You did this to me! It was about the music! The music, Liam. You took that away from me.

Listen, why don't you stay with us for a few weeks. Karen and me, we can get you help. Sydney's got some really good programs.

Charlie Pace

Forget it.

Don't go.

Charlie Pace

Thanks for your help, brother.

Stay, please. I'm just looking out for you!

Charlie Pace

[angry] You never looked out for me!

Hurley

Welcome to the first and... hopefully last Island Open! It's two holes, for now, three par, and no waiting!

Jack

Hurley, you built... a golf course?

Hurley

Rich idiots fly to tropical islands all the time to whack balls around!

Michael

[incredulous] All the stuff we gotta deal with, man... this is what you've been wasting your time on?"

Hurley

Dudes... listen. Our lives suck! Everyone's nerves are stretched to the max! We're lost on an island, running from boars and monsters... freakin' polar bears!

Michael

Polar bears?

Charlie

You didn't hear about the polar bear?

Jack

How're you doing?

Charlie

How am I doing? With week two of heroin withdrawal? Or how am I doing with Claire being abducted by the freak who tried to kill me?

Jack

I gave you aspirin for the heroin withdrawal.

Jack

What do you think his story is?

Charlie

Who, Locke? Guy's a freak of nature. Highly disturbed. Chances are he probably killed all his mates at the post office the day his mum forgot to put a cookie in this lunch tin. That was my first impression anyway. Then he saved my life.

Jack

Then you trust him?

Charlie

Trust him? No offense, mate, but if there was one person on this island that I would put my absolute faith in to save us all, it would be John Locke.

Jack

What is that?

Charlie

Claire's diary.

Sayid

You read her diary?

Charlie

Yeah, I know. I'm bloody scum.