George Lopez
All Latino kids drink it. My mom's breast milk went straight into my coffee. Didn't stunt my growth.
Rosie
It's true. His head is still growing.
George Lopez
(on the phone) Hey, what's up? Aw, man, how you doin'? It's been a long time, huh? It's good to hear from you, man. Yeah, we need to get a beer. All right, later. (high-pitched voice) Bye.
Mayan Lopez
Who was that?
George Lopez
Um, Verizon.
Rosie
He always uses phone companies when he's lying. He used to get a ton of calls from a hoochie named Pacific Bell.
George Lopez
It's just, uh, Don Patino.
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