Boy, are you guys lost! [Gunnar then lands in front of him and his teammates.] What's up, Doc?
GCGunnar the Conqueror
I am Gunnar!
Gunnar what? Go to a Viking convention at the civic center?
GCGunnar the Conqueror
No, we're here to take over your world!
Y'know, you frosted flakes might as well go back where ya came from, because this is a "No invasion" zone!
GCGunnar the Conqueror
We will conquer your world by any means necessary!
GCGunnar the Conqueror
Yes, we will!
GCGunnar the Conqueror
Yes, we will!
GCGunnar the Conqueror
No, we won't conquer your world!
GCGunnar the Conqueror
Ooh, I will enjoy crushing you, rabbit!
[He attacks by swinging his sword at Ace, who dodges by moving out of the way in time.]
Oh yeah, like that's ever going to happen.
[With his eyes glowing yellow, he takes out his sword and engages in a swordfight against Gunnar. Both exchange blows before Ace lands in front of his teammates.]
I can keep this up all day.
GCGunnar the Conqueror
Taste my cold steel! [powers up his sword and laughs evilly] Time to chill out, Bunny! [shoots an ice beam at Ace]
[activates his Laser Vision to block Gunnar's attack] I don't think so!
[Both beams collide as Ace and Gunnar attempt to overpower one's beam.]
GCGunnar the Conqueror
[calling out to the other Vikings] Hammers of Frost!
[The Vikings slam their hammers down on the ground, turning the floor into ice, which makes Ace slip on the ice and fall backwards while still attacking with his Laser Vision. Luckily, his teammates catch him.]
TETech E. Coyote
Their weapons seem to be charged with a subzero hypothermal liquid solidification energy that when fire can freeze--!
Yeah, I got that part figured out.
[The Loonatics are surrounded by the Mutant Techno-Vikings, who use their ice powers to blast them, completely covering them in a block of ice.]
DDDanger Duck
DareDevil Duck thanks you. [salutes Lexi before flying away]
LBLexi Bunny
Pick a name already, would ya?!
[As the Loonatics continue to dodge ice blasts coming from the dragon head of the Mutant Techno-Vikings' ship, Slam punches three ice beams shot at him. Lexi flies to Ace's side.]
LBLexi Bunny
How long are we gonna let them keep using us for target practice?
Until they run out of spit rods, which is right... [the Vikings' dragon head part of their ship runs out of ammo and stops shooting by the time Ace says that.] ...now! Let the fun begin!
LBLexi Bunny
[salutes] Aye-aye, skipper!
[They all fly in one direction, away from the Vikings and out of their line of sight.]
MTMutant Techno-Viking
[laughs evilly] Look at the cowards run! With them gone, no one can stop us.
[Unknown to the Vikings, while behind a blanket of fog, the Loonatics reappeared on their own ship, with Ace, Lexi and Rev up front, Slam behind them, and Tech at the driver's seat with Duck behind him.]
RRRev Runner
Would you look at that thing? It's gotta be the biggest iceberg I've ever seen! And believe me, I've seen some doozies before! Do you think we should've put more juice in the blasters? Not that I'm doubting your expertise, Tech. But that is one gigantic -
Rev, watch where you're talking!
DDDanger Duck
[watching Slam melt the iceberg] Glorified zamboni! Chipping ice isn't a superpower. Quacking is a superpower! Observe!
[Duck quacks himself into the ice and gets stuck]
DDDanger Duck
...you can stop observing now!
[He gets freed by Slam's fire tornado spin. The heat wave brings the temperatures up again.]
Smacked down by a fuzzball? You realize of course, this means war! [leaps out of the wall and his eyes glow yellow again] Hit it, Loonatics!
That's Zozo. Be gentle with her. She's had a rough day.
You had to bring the fuzz.
[Lexi grins sheepishly before hearing both Zozo and Wonderfluff chirping inside Duck's jetpack.]
Uh, there's a party going on in your backpack, Duck.
Oh, I never go out into the field with some chocolate ab-inducer bars. They must be pretty hungry.
Hello? Professor Zhane? We’ve come about your bio-pets; we have reason to believe that they're very, very- [Lexi gets cut off by the appearance of three mutated Fuz-Zs]
Well, looks like they've already had their chocolate today.
I hope that's all they crave.
[They suddenly hear Zane's voice from behind, the latter of whom proves Lexi wrong and dashes her hopes on chocolate being the only thing the Fuz-Zs crave.]
Sounds like someone's mommy didn't give them enough chockies when they were wittle!
ZProfessor Zane
[entertained but also disgruntled] Oh, you're just as naive as the Acmetropolis Science Council. Imagine, firing me because they deemed my experiments too "dangerous". They never appreciated me, all my genius, my...
[interrupts] Insanity, craziness? Am I getting close?
ZProfessor Zane
[unfazed] Hardly. I decided Acmetropolis needed to see first hand what I am capable of. [His flashback to the meteor hitting Acmetropolis is shown as he begins to tell his story.] When the meteor hit Earth, the impact opened all kinds of fissures.
[off-screen] Including the ones in your brain, Mr. Zane?
ZProfessor Zane
[continues his story as the Fuz-Z's appear in the flashback.] I discovered these delightful creatures. [His flashback self picks up a Fuz-Z.] Their biology was perfect for the experiments I had in mind: experiments that led to the Fuz-Z. [He feeds a Fuz-Z some chocolate in his lab in the flashback, which mutates it. He activates a pulse from his electric leash to put the Mutated Fuz-Z under his control. The flashback ends as he finishes his story.] So cute and cuddly, until they have a bit of chocolate. Then, the only way to stop them is with this.
[He points to his electric leash. The mutant Fuz-Z's prepare to consume Lexi and Duck.]
ZProfessor Zane
No. They need their protein.
[Suddenly, an explosion occurs as Ace and the other three Loonatics break into the Lab with the Exo Vac.]
See? Too much chocolate will make ya sick.
ZProfessor Zhane
Not only do they love chocolate, they also have a taste of duck and rabbit. And, guess what? It's feeding time!
[He laughs evilly as Lexi and Duck look on in shock and horror. The screen fades to black from there.]
I salute you! You've been a brave soldier, Wonderfluff. I also fear you; but let's not go into that right now.
WOWoman on the phone
I'll check on your order, sir. Please hold.
[Duck jumps off his seat on the couch and lands in front of Slam.]
Just trying to jazz things up a bit. Give the costume a little flare, stand up more in front of the boss lady.
[He eats the last watermelon and grins at Duck.]
[We cut to Ace and Lexi walking up to Tech, who is practicing meditation, having been taught by the former on how to do it.]
He's so into the meditating thing.
Ever since I showed him how to do it, nothin' disturbs 'im.
Hello? Hello? [types phone numbers on his phone trying to get a cell signal] This is ridiculous! It's the 28th century. We've got jetpacks, hovercrafts, computer-synchronized Latte makers, but I still can't get a good cell signal on the 134th floor!
[Suddenly, Duck's phone rings. The annoying ringtone disturbs Tech's concentration as his eyes pop open in surprise. Ace and Lexi look on with smug smirks on their faces.]
TTech
[annoyed] Duck, shut that ringer off.
At least the ringer works. The rest of it's junk.
TTech
Have some respect. I'm clearing my mind, here.
[scoffs] Hmph, please. You need a hazmat team to clear the junk out of your head, Tech. [His phone rings again.] Hello? Hello? [grunts in frustration] I've had it! No more technology for me! From now on, I do everything the old-fashioned way.
Yeah, right. No phone? No EMP-3 Music Blaster 5000?
And no high-tech weapons?
Who needs 'em? My bare hands are lethal weapons.
TTech
You couldn't go one low-tech week without high-tech stuff.
Oh-ho-ho, really? Well, I'm not you, Mr. Techno Geek!
[Tech stands up, towering over Duck.]
TTech
Make you a bet. If you can get through one week, I'll buy you that new cape myself. And if not, you buy it for me.
I want the matching knee-high boots.
[They shake hands and the bet is made.]
TTech
By the way; I'm a thirteen. Wide.
[Duck glares at him. After his orange triangle appears, the scene changes to the Loonatics gathered around for a briefing with Zadavia about Black Velvet.]
Gather 'round, Loonatics. We have a major crisis, besides Duck's new costume request. [to Tech] Begin the holographic imaging feed.
[Tech does so, and the screens show Black Velvet and her Shadowborgs' crimes.]
Moments ago, someone calling herself, "Black Velvet", stole the Acme Doppler Series Five Radar System.
TTech
That system directs all air and space traffic in and out of Acmetroplis.
So much for my weekend getaway to Acme Pulco.
I'm afraid it gets worse. They've also taken the Acme Super Computer.
TTech
That's the most advanced system on the planet. I should know, I built it for them.
Nahh. He's right; she's hot.
Keep your eyeballs in your head! (out of jealousy)
Attractive or not, she's bad to the bone, and you have to figure out what she's up to. Good luck, Loonatics. Zadavia out.
[Her hologram disappears.]
Alrighty, gang. Let's jet!
[Ace's yellow triangle appears, then the scene changes to the Loonatics heading to the scene of Black Velvet's attack.]
Umm, Ace? Aren't we going the wrong way? The spaceport is east.
Yeah, but we're going to where the action is. Check out the skyline, just like it was before the first attack.
TTech
That's right over the AcmeTech University.
See what happens when you rely on technology? Utter chaos! I am so going to win this bet!
I'm uploading security footage now.
Get us a closer shot of those raiders, Tech.
[Tech does so.]
TTech
Done. [sees Black Velvet] Hmm, most fascinating.
[They see how quite attractive and hot Black Velvet is, and the guys are seen admiring her attractiveness, which made Lexi jealous and resentful.]
TTech
[grunts] Aarrgh! That annoying phone!
I need a little help here, Tech!
TTech
Activating Night Vision.
BVBlack Velvet
Ha! Too little, too late! [She steps in front of the Shroud Caster's controls.] Darkness was my curse. Now, it will be yours, Loonatics.
[Zadavia's hologram appears.]
You know, you're all despicable!
